Saturday was not a good day. Then I again with the year I'm having, any day that doesn't end up in an emergency room visit should automatically be thought of as a good one. It started out with me oversleeping til 6:30. Mr. Poe and I got got cleaned up and went to the grocery store early because we had vet appointments for Rufus and Ashley. Cue ominous music. Both of the boys are in excellent health but getting them to the vet was a very challenging activity. I think Ashley would have been OK on his own but Rufus was TERRIBLE. He started crying the second we got in the car and it continued until we got home. Thankfully, somebody else's dog was having a major freak out session in the waiting room so we didn't have the worst dogs in the office. Mr. Poe documented the visit on my iphone. Apologies for the poor quality:
By the way, here's a random photo I found on my phone while I was getting those. I took this while riding the Geary bus on afternoon because there was this hot Japanese hipster with a great ass and I figured would garner a lot of interest from my friend Nathan. Not so much-- Nathan said he looked like he had too much self esteem:
We went home and I started cooking. I made three things on Saturday. Brownies for a house warming party we were going to, a gingerbread house with gingerbread men made out of the scraps, and scalloped potatoes that I was trying out for Christmas dinner. The brownies were a complete disaster. The plan was to make brownies with a thin layer of rasberry preserves on top of them with white chocolate ganache on top of that. They started out well. The brownies, from the Joy of Cooking, turned out beautifully and I didn't have any trouble getting the preserves on them. Then came the ganache. I got the recipe from Martha Stewart and it didn't work out at all. It didn't set up and when I cut them they looked like brownies coated in jizz. Yuck. Check this shit out:
It was so disappointing because they were looking so great until I tried to frost them and then they turned out horribly. I blamed Martha Stewart and promptly chucked her riddled with errors cookbook into the recycling. Up yours, bitch!:
The gingerbread turned out a lot better but is it ever hard to roll out. I had tripled the batch so that I didn't have to measure molasses but that turned out to be a very poor idea because it produced more dough than my mixer could handle and I had to knead it by hand which was really hard to do. My gingerbread house panels turned out pretty well. A little Bedrock, perhaps, but not terrible for a first effort. I rolled the scraps into gingerbread men and I was getting really beat by the end of it so some of them turned out hilariously thick. The scalloped potatoes turned out really well. Joy of Cooking again. I think they will be really popular at Christmas. We were both exhausted by 6PM so we decided against going to the house warming party. The jizzy brownies went into the compost and I went to bed. Apparently I left the kitchen a mess and Mr. Poe was up late cleaning gingerbread detritus. Sorry, baby.

































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